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At Heathrow Airport in London, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central London where they board an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white matching horses. As they ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all is going well. But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British Empire, including Bermuda, Tortola and the Falkland Islands. It shakes the coach.
Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decides that's ridiculous. She turns to Mr. Bush and explains, "Mr.President, please accept my regrets....I'm sure you understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Europe's Journal of Psychology: How Humor Heals: An Anatomical :: May 1, 2005 There are two strains of Jewish humor: that which comes from the shtetls and Eastern-European Jewish life in the early twentieth century and http://www.ejop.org/archives/2005/05/how_humor_heals.htmlHOME | Encore:: National Styles of Humor. American Humor. Canadian Humor. British and Australian Humor. Western European Humor. Eastern European and Russian Humor. http://encore.library.unr.edu/iii/encore/record/C|Rb1472443|SEthnic+wit+and+humor|P0,16|Orightresult;jsessionid=E50055E45F0E75C8D863AF5C724BE220?lang=eng&suite=defHOME |
George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought......You know, if you hadn't said something, I would have thought it was one of the horses." :D European Association of Zoo and Wildlife Veterinarians - Humor:: Aug 17, 2008 Humor · Footh and Mouth Disease · Spongiform Encephalopathy at the first European Zoo Nutrition Meting it cannot be recommended to feed http://www.eazwv.org/php/index.php?page=HumorHOME | All Comics > (+) European Style > (-) Humor Genre:: Home › All Comics › (+) European Style › (-) Humor Genre · Save this set of filters to My Filters (help). Comics, News · Updates · Comments · Help http://www.onlinecomics.net/pages/comics.php?x_cat=genre-hum&cat=style-eurHOME |
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